patrickcassels: Fucking Relax, Weather Dot Com

patrickcassels:

Fucking Relax, Weather Dot Com

posted 1 day ago on June 17th, 2013 at 17:21 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

alexzalben:

Oh hey look, it’s a brand new @comicbooklive movie review show on @NerdistChannel, talkin’ @ManOfSteelMovie!

My friends Justin and Alex were kind enough to have me on their new Nerdist show to talk about the new Superman movie. Note my mind genuinely being blown at 3:01, when I realize both of Superman’s dads played Robin Hood.

posted 3 days ago on June 15th, 2013 at 19:12 via patrickcassels / ∞
patrickcassels: This worked out nicely.

patrickcassels:

This worked out nicely.

posted 3 days ago on June 15th, 2013 at 19:12 via patrickcassels / ∞

Pat’s Predictions For Tonight’s “Game of Thrones” Finale

patrickcassels:

-Tyrion and Varys plan to eliminate Littlefinger

-I meet a babe at the viewing party

-We hit it off

-Her boobs are huge

-She finds my Ygritte impression not at all annoying

-Arya and The Hound head East

-My bluejeans don’t betray my erection

-I make a fart noise when Joffrey bends over and everyone loves it

-LOVES it

-Including the babe

-Who can’t tell I have a boner

-Not under these bluejeans

-The White Walkers invade Westeros

-But I can’t tell because I’m Frencing the babe

posted 1 week ago on June 10th, 2013 at 04:46 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

collegehumor:

George R.R. Martin Responds to “Game of Thrones” Backlash

The author behind the Red Wedding gets medieval on our asses.

Here’s something I wrote with Owen Parsons, starring Josh Ruben as George R.R. Martin (possible spoliers).

posted 1 week ago on June 5th, 2013 at 19:10 via patrickcassels / ∞

Worst Parts About The Red Wedding

patrickcassels:

  1. The chicken dinner option was overcooked
  2. The maid of honor’s toast went on for freaking ever!
  3. Put up at a Best Western WAY outside town
  4. Black-tie? (K. And who do I send my Men’s Warehouse bill to?)
  5. The wedding band didn’t know “Brown Eyed Girl”
  6. Or “I Gotta Feeling”
  7. No sangria at the bar
  8. Zero hot bridesmaids
  9. Literally. NO sangria.
  10. Ended early

posted 1 week ago on June 5th, 2013 at 16:49 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail and Save

Land of the free, home of the NICE SAVE.

Somehow this represents everything I love about America.

posted 2 weeks ago on June 3rd, 2013 at 21:54 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

collegehumor:

The CollegeHumor All-Nighter is TONIGHT!

TONIGHT — Thursday, May 23rd, from 8 pm EST to 8 am EST — CollegeHumor stands with you in ALL-NIGHTER SOLIDARITY!

Only instead of studying or writing papers, we’ll be staying up all night filming videos, drawing penises on each other, filming videos of people with penises drawn on them, drawing penises on the people who filmed the videos of the people with the penises drawn on them, YOU NAME IT!

Tune in Live 8PM EST here: www.collegehumor.com/ALLNIGHTER

This is tonight! Tune in, or do whatever the Internet equivalent of tuning in is!

posted 3 weeks ago on May 23rd, 2013 at 18:24 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

amandalynferri:

rachelfershleiser:

Tumblr accepts Webby Award for Website: Community (by TheWebbyAwards)

In which Patton Oswalt calls Amanda Ferri “hot and foul-mouthed.”

Sorry ladies, I am now straight. 

Patton Oswalt sums up Amanda pretty well.

posted 3 weeks ago on May 23rd, 2013 at 01:37 via patrickcassels / ∞

Patrick Cassels 100% For Actual!: Pat's Top 7 Most Badass Scenes From "Top Gun" →

patrickcassels:

7. Maverick outmaneuvers a MiG-28

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We’re barely out of the opening credits, and already Maverick (Tom Cruise) is kicking ass and taking names as he plays chicken with an enemy aircraft over the Indian ocean. It’s this ballsy maneuver that gets the Mav’ into Top Gun naval academy.

…

posted 3 weeks ago on May 23rd, 2013 at 01:30 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

Here’s me hosting a late-night talk show on a subway for Charlie Todd’s latest Improv Everywhere stunt. I had a fun time interviewing random passengers, and the talented Evan Gregory was my Paul Schaffer and laughed at my jokes, even if they weren’t good (most of them aren’t).

posted 4 weeks ago on May 20th, 2013 at 22:20 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

This is charming as hell.

posted 3 months ago on March 7th, 2013 at 19:54 via patrickcassels / ∞

patrickcassels:

Hardly Working: Zero Dark Thirty Bros

They’re weapons of self-destruction.

Now that the Senate has dropped it’s investigation of Zero Dark Thirty, I can finally release this video I wrote and co-star in. Liberty wins, again.

posted 3 months ago on February 28th, 2013 at 03:06 via patrickcassels / ∞