"I wouldn’t let my son play football."
"I think pot is no more harmful than alcohol."
"I only consume yogurt."
"Why doesn’t anyone play that ‘Jai Ho’ song anymore?"
"What’s a ‘jumping jack?’"
"I think I can pull this fedora off."
"Arab Spring was a mistake."
"Sorry, I meant Irish Spring."
Me in a wig.
From this weekend’s Conscious Life Expo in LA. Later that day, I took part in Zarathustra’s “5th Dimensional Quantum Healing” workshop, which was recorded for a DVD that I can’t wait to surface and ruin my Congressional campaign in 10 years.
Supermarkets make it simple to buy groceries for your entire family, and sad if you don’t have one. Luckily this handy guide provides some useful advice for single shoppers who wish they weren’t.
Me wearing my new favorite shirt color, “soft green.”
Posters for the movies from Seinfeld.
I love these so much more than I should. I can’t believe it took until August of 2013 for to make this happen. Based on posters alone I would see Check Mate, Prognosis Negative, Death Blow, and Rochelle Rochelle (obviously).
Cry, Cry Again is obviously Oscar bait, and Chunnel looks like garbage. I bet the converted it to 3D in post.