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I was randomly watching VH1 classic in my hotel last night and I caught an amazing moment on That Metal Show. Go to 9:50 and watch as they transition out of the act and into commercial. Things that crack me up about this.
Bass solo
The post-clapping awkwardness
Audience members nodding along
That AMAZING shot of a the girl dancing (?)
Hotel rooms are ground zero for basic cable WTF-ness. Nice find, Street!
posted 3 days ago on January 28th, 2012 at 00:31 via patrickcassels / ∞
President Obama’s State of the Union address was this week, and the New York Times compiled one of those cool word clouds counting the number of times he said certain words and phrases. It’s really illuminating. Check it out!
Seal and Heidi Klum are getting a divorce. I saw Seal in Whole Foods this weekend and this court document fell out of his bluejeans. It divides their assets. Turns out they have the same normal ol’ relationship problems the rest of us do. Here’s who gets what!
Heidi Klum -…
posted 1 week ago on January 23rd, 2012 at 23:37 via patrickcassels / ∞
New Yorker Folk! Tickets are still available for CollegeHumor Live this Thursday at 9:30, featuring Jamie Lee, Boris Khaykin, Jim Tew and mc chris, who writes awesome songs like this one, which a kid (who I don’t know but already like) has uploaded along with his phone number, “just to see who would call.” Get more info and RSVP here.
posted 1 week ago on January 23rd, 2012 at 22:55 via patrickcassels / ∞
The horse from War Horse and the ape from Rise of the Apes enter a dirt arena. The gates shut. They look into each other’s ape/horse eyes. Animal nature takes over and they somehow realize exactly why they’ve been brought there, and accept it.
They charge. The ape from Rise of the Apes…
posted 1 week ago on January 18th, 2012 at 17:33 via patrickcassels / ∞
Me: Uggie! You stole the spotlight at this weekend’s Golden Globes ceremony. Are you into the whole glitz of Hollywood, or do you dread award shows like these?
Uggie: Bark.
Me: OUTSTANDING. Dame Judy Dench says she keeps her Golden Globe in her bathroom. Is Uggie also going to keep his…
posted 1 week ago on January 18th, 2012 at 00:06 via patrickcassels / ∞
My life is stupid and embarrassing, so I think I’m going to start writing about the really lame stuff like it’s part of a cool novel.
“I can just hold it like a football,” he said as he cradled the sandwich in his long, simian arm—knocking a bottled beverage from the delicate hand of the woman…
Cool idea. Looking forward to the next installment!
posted 1 week ago on January 17th, 2012 at 23:09 via patrickcassels / ∞
